Bound by Ali Hazelwood

A reluctant con artist and a professor with too many secrets are bound together in Ali Hazelwood’s intoxicating new dark academia romance—available only in audio!

2/5 stars – it was okay. This novella doesn’t add much to the vampire genre but if you liked Ali Hazelwood’s book Bride then you may enjoy this. There was a point early on that I almost DNF but stuck it through since I was multi-tasking anyway. The male voice actor’s choice in accent grew on me by the end but it was initially difficult to get into it considering the character is supposed to look 29 (despite being over a thousand years old). The accent made him sound like a very distinguished 50-year old aristocrat. The female narrator was fine.

The author is releasing a sequel to Bound called Unbound focused on another vampire character from the story. I feel like she could have leaned more into this being the same universe as Bride (although I don’t think it is) and given us insight into the vampire side of this world’s lore but the book really didn’t focus much on world-building. I probably wont listen to this sequel unless I’m bored or hear good things.

Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman

The apocalypse will be televised! You know what’s worse than breaking up with your girlfriend? Being stuck with her prize-winning show cat. And you know what’s worse than that? An alien invasion, the destruction of all man-made structures on Earth, and the systematic exploitation of all the survivors for a sadistic intergalactic game show. That’s what.

4.5/5 stars – what a fun read (or listen in my case). I thoroughly enjoyed following Carl & Donut’s entry into the dungeon and progress through the first two levels. As someone who played a lot of MMO games growing up, I loved imagining this world like a video game. I need the movie/tv version of this series ASAP.

Say You’ll Remember Me by Abby Jimenez

There’s no such thing as a perfect guy, but Xavier comes disastrously close. That is until he opens his mouth. There’s nothing Samantha loves more than proving an asshole wrong … unless he can admit he made a mistake. After one incredible date, Samantha is forced to admit that her family is in crisis and any kind of relationship would be impossible. Samantha begs Xavier to forget her. To remember their night together as a perfect moment. Only no amount of distance or time is enough to forget what’s between them. And the only thing better than one single perfect memory is to make a life—and even a love—worth remembering.

3/5 stars – Sweet story. Starts off as a classic rom-com, shifts to something more deep and poignant. Frustrating at times and maybe drags toward the end. However the ending tied up nicely.

Heir of Fire by Sarah J. Maas (Throne of Glass #3)

Celaena Sardothien must travel to a new land to confront her darkest truth. That truth could change her life-and her future-forever. Meanwhile, monstrous forces are gathering on the horizon, intent on enslaving her world. If she is to win this battle, she must find the courage to face her destiny-and burn brighter than ever before.

4.5/5 stars – Incredible. Truly shocked by reviews that called this book boring. I loved all three povs and how the story progressed. The magical fight scene was amazing to read.
Manon/Abraxos – totally unexpected that we’d follow a witch around. Abraxos = Toothless iykyk. Will she have a redemption arc?
Chaol/Dorian – bffls <3 Without spoiling.. big sad and wow what a twist.
Celaena/Rowan – loved this friendship slow burn. Also HOW is she now only 19! Hoping her teenage angst will lesson in the next book lol
Absolutely loved learning about the fae, even if it felt like we were barely scratching the surface.
I can’t wait to read Queen of Shadows.

Crown of Midnight by Sarah J. Maas (Throne of Glass #2)

Celaena Sardothien won a brutal contest to become the King’s Champion. But she is far from loyal to the crown. Though she goes to great lengths to hide her secret, her deadly charade becomes more difficult when she realizes she is not the only one seeking justice. As Celaena’s world shatters, she will be forced to decide once and for all where her true loyalties lie . . . and what she is willing to fight for.

4/5 stars – Slow to start, but it really picks up in the middle and feels like a turning point for the series. I loved meeting Mort, and it was great seeing Dorian grow up a bit and move past his puppy love. Chaol finally shows more depth beyond being just the King’s guard, and Celaena actually gets to be the badass she’s meant to be. We get a lot more insight into the world, but there are still so many questions left. Let’s go Heir of Fire.

Sounds Like Love by Ashley Poston

A hitmaking songwriter and a bitter musician share a startling and inexplicable connection that they’ll do anything to shake, in the next sparkling, magical book from Ashley Poston.

1.5/5 stars – I hate to say this one just didn’t work for me. The premise was fine but the execution was boring. I didn’t really attach to any of the characters. I loved The Seven Year Slip and even A Novel Love Story was pretty good. But this one felt like a let down. It was just a chore to read and I skipped through most of it. Last 30% was almost a DNF. I’m looking forward to Ashley’s next book but a little worried this slight-magical theme has been played out for her.

Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas (Throne of Glass #1)

In a land without magic, an assassin is summoned to the castle. She has no love for the vicious king who rules from his throne of glass, but she has not come to kill him. She has come to win her freedom. If she defeats twenty-three murderers, thieves, and warriors in a competition, she will be released from prison to serve as the King’s Champion. Her name is Celaena Sardothien.

4/5 stars – I started the series with The Assassin’s Blade and have absolutely no regrets with that choice. I can’t imagine reading Throne of Glass without understanding all the little references made about Celaena’s past with Sam, Arobynn, the Red Desert, etc. It helped me to really care about Celaena and root for her. The premise of the book was a little silly and I definitely get the common complaints about the story, but overall I really enjoyed TOG and immediately want to start Crown of Midnight.

The Assassin’s Blade by Sarah J. Maas (Throne of Glass #0)

A prequel to Throne of Glass, this collection of five novellas offers readers a deeper look into the history of this cunning assassin and her enthralling—and deadly—world.

4.5/5 stars – a collection of interconnected stories that works really well as an introduction to Celaena and her past.

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As many others have, I debated for a long time if I should start the series with The Assassin’s Blade or Throne of Glass. The Assassin’s Blade won, as I think I would get annoyed having to read about the past in the middle of the series. I can’t say for sure if it was the right call yet, but I really enjoyed reading the book & it has made me want to continue the series to see how these stories might tie back to the other books eventually. Knowing that Throne of Glass begins almost immediately after, I can’t wait to see how that unfolds.

I also really loved how each story lead into the next, so they were independent of each other but still interconnected.

It’s tough to say which of the 5 stories was my favorite. I thoroughly enjoyed Celaena’s time in the desert & her friendship with Ansel, but everything up to that point felt like a side quest. Once she gets back to Rifthold, we get a peek into her life with the guild. The last two stories were certainly the strongest. The ending was devastating and it just goes to show how young & naive Celaena was to get tricked so many times, despite being so revered as an assassin.

I’m guessing the whole “My name is Celaena Sardothien and I will not be afraid” will come up again and knowing Sam’s influence will be heartbreaking.

Alchemy of Secrets by Stephanie Garber

What if the urban legends you’ve always heard about were real? It starts with a class in an old movie theatre. Folklore 517: Local Legends and Urban Myths, taught by a woman called the Professor. Most students believe the Professor’s stories are just fiction, but Holland St. James has always been convinced that magic is real.

3.5/5 stars – mystery, magic, and murder – what more do you need?

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Overall I enjoyed the story and how everything fit together. It felt like a real social deduction game at times, and even I’m not sure who Holland can really trust after the resolution.

There were a few pacing issues and it took me awhile to get hooked. The author spends A LOT of time describing every scenary, every character’s outfit (to the pinstripe matching the buttons), etc. at points I wanted to (and did) scream “I DON’T CARE” but I also appreciateed the level of detail because I could clearly envision what she was trying to convey. I would love to see it played out in a movie.

Holland was also a little too boy crazy for my liking, it just felt juvenile how much she fawned over how hot the various men were. Her relationships never got too far though, so I wouldn’t say the book was very character driven – when you start to get interested in a character they were suddenly gone and we’ve moved on to the next.

The ending was well done and left me wanting to know more. Lots of lingering questions and ways the story could continue. I’ll more than likely pick up Alchemy of Secrets #2 when it releases. I’d love to learn more about her parent’s story and what truly happened to them. And also WHERE THE HELL IS JANUARY??

Not a critique of the book but I have the Fairyloot copy and it’s absolutely stunning.

The Housemaid by Freida McFadden (The Housemaid #1)

“Welcome to the family,” Nina Winchester says as I shake her elegant, manicured hand. I smile politely, gazing around the marble hallway. Working here is my last chance to start fresh. I can pretend to be whoever I like. But I’ll soon learn that the Winchesters’ secrets are far more dangerous than my own…

2.5/5 stars – entertaining start but overall sloppy execution, still a fun thriller to binge.

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The first part of the audiobook was a great time – I was truly enjoying how the story was progressing and I think the audio format was perfect for this type of storytelling (another reviewer mentioned “Dear diary” style).

Subsequent part two and three were simply a let down. Maybe it was wrapped up too fast but the ending just didn’t feel satisfying and felt a little too neatly wrapped in a bow. Although I will admit, the reveal DID surprise me – I knew there was a twist but I wasn’t 100% certain which direction it was going.

I can see why this was turned into a movie because I can imagine it working way better in that format. I’m honestly more excited to watch the movie than I was finishing the book. I’m also curious to find out what happens in the sequels but not enough to actually read them.

Mate by Ali Hazelwood (Bride #2)

A Human hybrid and an Alpha Were claw against the bonds of fate in the highly anticipated companion novel to the Sunday Times and New York Times bestseller Bride.

2.5/5 stars – almost copy/paste of the first book, but does have its own charming moments.

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Bride started out slow, but Mate is even slower – I honestly considered DNFing due to all of the flashbacks but those did end around the 30% mark and the book picked up. There is, surprisingly, even less world building than Bride. We do learn a bit more Koen’s territory but Serena’s hybrid-ness is only really partially explored. As soon as Koen and Serena get together, almost all of that gets ignored and the majority of the book is about Serena’s… condition. Same as Bride, there is a quick resolution to the primary action in the book. IDK, Bride wasn’t perfect but Mate is even less so. I still enjoyed for the most part and don’t regret finishing it.

That said, if Ali Hazelwood wants to write a third book… I’ll read it.

All Rhodes Lead Here by Mariana Zapata

Losing people you love is hard. Aurora De La Torre knows moving back to a place that was once home isn’t going to be easy. Starting your whole life over probably isn’t supposed to be. But a small town in the mountains might be the perfect remedy for a broken heart. Checking out her landlord across the driveway just might cure it too.

3/5 stars – a cozy, very slow-burn friendship to romance full of found family and small-town charm, even if parts of the story felt a little scattered.

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Definitely slow at times, but it’s also a very slow burn and overall that worked for me. I loved the setup of the story and following Aurora as she tries to figure out her life. Some elements felt a little unnecessary – her backstory in the music industry could have been removed without changing much. The real highlights were the found family aspects, especially Aurora’s relationships with Amos, Rhodes, and Clara (and honestly, Amos + Rhodes sometimes stole the show).

At times the focus of the book jumped around a lot, which got a little frustrating – one minute Ora is working at the store, the next she’s planning a hike, and then it’s general apartment shenanigans. I actually enjoyed these lighter, everyday moments more than some of the heavier introspective sections about her past or her mom. I also appreciated that real time actually passed, allowing the characters to grow over months instead of everything happening in a matter of days.